Yesterday I discussed how the "clergy" loophole in parental notification legislation would allow hired abortion industry "clergy" to bless abortions, or any liberal "clergy" member, or actually anyone at all who took five minutes to be ordained online.
Today, I have another suggestion. Abortion mills could call Homer Simpson!
Readers may recall that in 2005 Homer was himself ordained online after learning he could get $200 for marrying people. This is about the going rate I imagine "clergy" hired by Planned Parenthood get for blessing abortions.
Go to www.jillstanek.com to hear audioclips from that Simpsons episode.
Hat tip: Reader Edgar