Planned Parenthood's pornographic Teen Wire website, which answers such typical teen questions as, "I'm a girl who likes to fantasize that I'm a guy having sex with another guy. Is this normal?", reminds us today, Valentines Day, is also National Condom Day!
National Condom Week is February 14-21, and February 14 is National Condom Day. Condoms have been protecting people against sexually transmitted infections since the 16th century, and have been preventing unwanted pregnancy since the 18th century. And in the 21st century? Condoms are all the rage.
I'm not sure "all the rage" is a good term to use. It reminds me of all the STDs that in actuality rage from one person to the next because condoms are such inadequate protectors against VDs (what we used to call STDs - short for venereal disease - a groovy verbal blast from the past in honor of Valentines Day, I mean National Condom Day) and pregnancy.
Not that Planned Parenthood would lie. Although in my celebratory mood I'm reminded that Consumer Reports rated Planned Parenthood's condoms the two worst of 23 it tested in 2005. Not that there is a connection between that and the fact PP is the United States largest abortion provider.
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just a fuddy duddy, although not unlike PP's duddy condoms, I suppose.
Nevertheless, National Condom Day!
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