To celebrate the role of grandmothers in reproductive choice, Ms. magazine is running a cover story next week titled "We Helped Our Granddaughters Abort" -- accompanied by the names of thousands of senior citizens nationwide who signed a petition declaring their pride in having secretly transported their teenaged descendents to out-of-state abortion clinics.
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I think the Ms. cover story should be called "We Helped Abort our Great-Grandchildren" instead.